Declaration of SELF.....

 

I am so emotional...

I reek of immaturity when I am mad

I walk looking down not to avoid eye contact but because I'm afraid of stepping in gum

When I cook I have to make my plate first

I do not like folks dropping by my house unannounced

It is what it is .....Its Me!

 



I am so emotional....

I use to eat catfish now I'm booshie so I eat Tilapia

I love love food that makes my breath stink

If need be, I would get a pay day loan to buy a pair of shoes

I love the Lord, my relationship is between my God and Me

It is what it is.... Its ME!

 

 

I dont like kids so dont ask me to babysit

Wine is always the answer ... for me

I work because I have to not because I want to

Secretly I always wanted a tongue ring

It is what it is.... Its ME!

 

I wanna be a bartender

I always dreamt of the house with a white picket fence...oh yeah and a husband

My long term memory is short

My short term memory is even shorter

I journal so when I die I leave behind how I really felt

It is what it is....Its ME!

 

And FINALLY ....

I am afraid of clowns and the bottom of shoes

My secret crush is .... SIKE I'm not telling

My toes have always been ugly but I show them anyway

Therapy works (I should know)

I am firm believer in 'Medication Needed' and 'Whenever Necessary'

I am a bad listener except when you are talking about me

I always forget the steps to the Cupid Shuffle until I hear the lyrics

IT IS WHAT IT IS....its me!