RANDOM ish....

1. Although I arrived at work 15 minutes later than my usual time, who is the selfish ass that took my parking spot? This slightly unrealistic expectation of having my own parking spot almost triggered the jump off (in my head).  7:15 am in the morning is too darn early to play with my emotions. Here I am looking forward to a good day. I hate other people cars.
2. Family is funny. Family is coo coo for coco puffs. Literally! I get his random phone call as soon as I sit down to my desk. Here I was expecting to hear, have a good day, kumbaya or something  but oh no! Hubby said, " I was just thinking, do you think our child lost his cell phone on purpose so we could buy him a Iphone?" Really..... you were thinking about this at 7am in the morning?   WTFreak?
3. Today I rocked my "in the tan family" color Rayon shirt. Love love this shirt, mostly because it camouflages all my problem areas.(ah um...) My padded bra is too big for this shirt so I opted for a non padded bra that embraced me perfectly. There was enough nipple action to make my boobs look interesting yet not draw unwanted attention.  HOWEVER once I got home, unhooked my bra gravity kicks in, pulled my nubs towards hell. Devil sure is busy!!!!!!!
4. "Funky cold Medina" played in my head all day. 
5. Weird moment. A nameless person who has no value in my life any longer actually had something worth saying today. Or should I say something worth me listening too.  He stepped out of his usual box of ignorance and actually had something of value to share, which was a revelation to me. Wow scary moment. Any other time try as I might I am unable to translate foolery and stupidity. 

Bonus: I had a minor breakdown today, broke out hives on my neck, chest and right wrist. After my itching subsided I slipped into a .com moment.

• Sleepy.com
• Longday.com
• IwishIcouldwinthelottery.com
• Slowday.com
• Humpday.com
• Frustrated.com
• Google.com
• Funkycoldmedina.com
• CalgontakemeawayfromthisBS.com

Extra Bonus: When a male penguin fall in love with a female penguin, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble to present to her. And when he finally finds it, he waddles over to her and places the pebble right in front of her. The proposal... www.randomfacts.com

I was on the ledge.... but I didn't jump.